I saw Slipknot on their first tour at Pops, there were probably only a few hundred people there. Pops closes down the concert venue side, cleans up, and then reopens the whole thing, and where the tables are always at, I see these two longhaired dudes that looked familiar, and then I noticed what they were wearing, and was like wow how cool. So I got to hang out with the guitar and bass player and no one even knew they were maskless, and walked right by the whole time. It was hilarious. I knew that they were in the band due to the fact they were wearing their gas station uniforms, and their #'s were on them...
Later on, some cute brunette chick came by, and said hi, and asked if we were "in a band", she was/must have been hammered, she did not know what band, or even if
we were lying, and pulled her tatas out for the whole world to see, and all 3 of us at the table, including yours truly, got to sign something on her exposed, and nice looking boobs. I wrote SLAYER and my PDGA # on them

This was when I was a waiter at Denny's at Dorsett, and I had short hair... amazing!
I have seen them eleven times, including once in Boston. I missed the most recent Scotttrade show, but I saw them at Savvis when they were with American Head Charge right after Iowa came out.
Life is short, make the most of every opportunity you get to do the right thing, even when it would be easier to just say "Screw it, I don't care." Make a difference, one opportunity at a time. Smile!