I needed a good laugh......
You should come out next Tuesday, weather permitting. I birdied 4 of the 6 par 3s yesterday (#10 is in antediluvian #11's sleeve, very short [and one of the two I missed!]) with a combined putting footage over the 4 holes being maybe
20 feet and 10 of those feet were on one hole. I was nut parking 'em.